Warrior Princess

Banned for a pretty but dizzying avvie.

Fortunately, you got a real life.

You get a cookie cake. Lucky. -inserts coin-

Granted; now you have lice. I wish I had a chocolate-iced donut.

Friends telephone good whilst pizza.

He plays Toby in ABC Family's "Pretty Little Liars." And, well, he is delicious. keegan-allen-toby-cavanaugh[1].jpg This woman makes me wish I was a man, just so there might be some ...

5/10; I have no idea what it means.

I'd slam it shut quick so he couldn't get out and I could keep him forever! :D What if you were offered $100 to flip one of your teachers the ...

Granted, but a psychopathic criminal shoots you. Be comforted; you died for justice! I wish I was awesome.

Banned for Ducky.

Thank you! For that, you get $1,000,000!!! -inserts coin-

Ack! Now I am stuck in a coin slot. O_o You get the ribbon from my hair, you psychopath. -inserts coin with some difficulty, being in the machine-

Granted, but then I come back to life as a zombie and eat your brain. (Sorry.) I wish I really was a zombie.

This is the sweetest thing ever. I'm not going to nitpick this, because (A) I don't see much that needs to be changed, and (B) it's just wonderful the way ...

Granted, but it's always either rotten or wormy. I wish racism did not exist. (Corrupt that, you minion of evil!) XD